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My muse works at Starbucks. Send me “Coffee!” to see what terrible name/misspelling my muse will write on your cup.

How would your muse describe my muse’s eyes?

send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.
[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.
[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.
[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.
[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.
[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.
[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.
[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.
[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.
[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their usual stance, etc.
[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their gait, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.
[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.

love/hate/heartbreak starter sentences

rowangreyback:

love;

  • “I’m so addicted to you.”
  • “I wouldn’t be alive without you.”
  • “You’re my everything.”
  • “There aint no me if there aint no you.”
  • “It’s scary how much you consume my thoughts.”
  • “You are all I’ve ever wanted.”
  • “You are the only piece of me that I’ve been able to love.”
  • “There’s nothing in this would I could ever put in front of you.”

hate;

  • “I can’t stand you.”
  • “Are you going to talk me to death or get to the fucking point?”
  • “You think you’re better than everyone else, but you are nothing.”
  • “You’re a monster.”
  • “You will always be this helplessly broken thing. You will always destroy the ones you love.”
  • “YOU BREAK EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH!”
  • “You will never make her/him happy..”

heartbreak;

  • “You don’t know what love is.”
  • “You broke me!”
  • “What am I supposed to do without you?”
  • “You don’t understand.. I’m trying to break up with you.”
  • “Every bone in my body wants me to stay and pretend nothing has changed, but things will never be like they were before.”
  • “Look at the mess you’ve made of me.”
  • “I love you, but I hate you more.”
  • “You hurt my family, and you hurt me. There is nothing left to build on in this relationship. Don’t you understand?" 

'jealous' sentence meme

❝ i don't like the way he's/she's looking at you. ❞
❝ i'm starting to think you want him/her, too. ❞
❝ am i crazy? ❞
❝ have i lost ya'? ❞
❝ even thought i know you love me, can't help it. ❞
❝ i turn my chin music up, and i'm puffing my chest. ❞
❝ i'm getting red in the face. ❞
❝ you can call me obsessed. ❞
❝ it's not your fault that they hover. ❞
❝ i mean no disrespect. ❞
❝ it's my right to be hellish. ❞
❝ i still get jealous. ❞
❝ 'cause you're too fucking beautiful. ❞
❝ everybody wants a taste. ❞
❝ everybody wants your sex. ❞
❝ that's why i still get jealous. ❞
❝ i wish you didn't have to post it all. ❞
❝ i wish you'd save a little bit for me. ❞
❝ protective or possessive, yeah. ❞
❝ call it passive or aggressive. ❞
❝ i'm the type to never sweat no chick/guy. ❞
❝ ain't nobody but you got me stressin' this way, you know. ❞
❝ now the struggle's always real. ❞
❝ girls/boys be steppin' in my face. ❞
❝ you're the only one invited. ❞
❝ how am i supposed to feel? ❞
❝ you're the only one invited. ❞
❝ i said there's no one else for you. ❞
❝ 'cause you know i get excited when you get jealous, too. ❞

Send “Please Forgive Me” for my muse’s reaction to yours lashing out violently, but then stopping themselves.

Let’s play the ‘Word Association Game’! Send my muse a word, any word, and they’ll respond with the first word that comes into their head.

Ouch! My muse forgot to wear green today. Come into my inbox and give my muse a pinch!

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"

Fluff & Romance Starters

"Well aren't you sweet?"
"The stars look especially lovely tonight."
"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
"May I have this dance?"
"I can't stop thinking about you."
"Let's build a pillow fort together and eat marshmallows in it!"
"Want to play a game?"
"Let's play tag!"
"Stop being so cute!"
"Let's get to know each other over dinner."
"All I want is snuggles and kisses."
"Let's go to the park and have a picnic!"
"Let's just enjoy the day."
"Want to watch the sunset with me?"
"The sunset looks absolutely beautiful."
"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you my dear."
"You look incredible in that."
"It's quite stunning, isn't it?"
"These flowers, I got them just for you."
"Would you like to dance with me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight?"
"I think I'm in love."
"You're the best friend I ever had."
"Could you ever consider us as more than just friends?"
"I want this to never end..."
"Can I kiss you?"
"I want to kiss you..."
"Never have I felt this way about anyone before."
"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
"Just being next to you is electrifying."
"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
"Let's dance!"
"I want to hear you sing."
"Let me sing for you."
"I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
"I'll always be right by your side to protect you."
"You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
"I want to always protect you."
"Is it possible to love too much?"